1. Upon hearing of yet another person you know who just found out she’s pregnant, you are able to swiftly calculate her EDD simply by relating today’s date to your current cycle day.
2. Your morning routine now includes promptly recording your BBT and CM before even starting the coffee maker without even thinking about it.
3. After recording said BBT and CM, and while the coffee is brewing, you count and then recount the number of days until O or AF so that you can figure out which day you may start peeing on which ever stick is appropriate for your half of the current cycle.
4. For every pregnant woman that passes you (all bazillion of them!), you size up how far along she is, how you’ll look at that stage in your pregnancy, and jealously wonder how long it took her to get pregnant.
5. You plot ways to get your DH to BD just one more time while you're fertile!
6. You make a mental list of baby items you see at stores that you’ll come back to get if this cycle is your cycle, mainly because the closet is already too full of the things you’ve bought in previous cycles assuming that this one HAD to be it.
7. You no longer curse every cramping twinge of your abdomen but instead silently rejoice because that MUST be your new LO making herself at home in your womb!
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